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Dickochet 

When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
Dude, I just dickocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. I got piss all over him.
Dickochet by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011

Pictochat 

The wireless chat feature included with the Nintendo DS

You type words in with an onscreen keyboard,either using the buttons or the stylus, or write the words in with the stylus.

It has a capacity of 16 people for each individual chat room, and 4 chat rooms, labeled A, B, C, and D.

It has 4 keyboards, one with the Latin Alphabet, one with sybmols, one with the Japanese alphabet, and one with punctuation marks.

The name Pictochat comes from the fact that you can draw pictures.
Me: I just got a DS! Wanna Pictochat?

Other Cool Guy: Sure man, the DS is teh 1337!

Me: 120 man, 120!
Pictochat by Zankou December 14, 2008
The rebounding liquid on the side of the toilet typically caused by a male urinating.
Steve knew he was going to have to explain how the dicochet managed to reach his lapel.
dicochet by heymarcel June 18, 2009

dictorator 

when ur class cmc but u dont know how to pronounce dictator
"Let the cmc choose t shirt design cuz i wanna be a dictorator
dictorator by LifeIsALie January 17, 2019

dictocracy 

Used to describe a country in which there is effectively a dictatorship because of a long serving non-elected president or family line, but whose society most resembles a capitalist democracy. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Countries with this style include: Singapore, Tunisia.
"So much of the business here is owned by the same holding companies. Well, that is what happens when you live in a dictocracy."
dictocracy by raystep May 4, 2007

Pictochat 

The wireless chat feature included with the Nintendo DS

You type words in with an onscreen keyboard,either using the buttons or the stylus, or write the words in with the stylus.

It has a capacity of 16 people for each individual chat room, and 4 chat rooms, labeled A, B, C, and D.

It has 4 keyboards, one with the Latin Alphabet, one with sybmols, one with the Japanese alphabet, and one with punctuation marks.

The name Pictochat comes from the fact that you can draw pictures.
Me: Wanna pictochat?

Him:Sure, teh DS is teh 1337!

Me: 120
Pictochat by Zankou December 15, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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