Dictocrat

Formerly known as neo-con.
An unambivalent follower of the administration of George W. Bush. Usually found in fundamentalist or evangelist churches or any extreme right leaning religious organization. Also found at all events that involve guns or anti-abortion, anti-gay, anti-anything gatherings. If it involves the oppression of any form of human rights, that's where you will be sure find them in highest concentrations.

Bush and his Dictocrats are planning on suspending the Constitution, the 2004 election and our democracy under his new War Powers and Anti-terrorism act.

Dictocrat by berfel July 13, 2004

dickoration 

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.

"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."

dickoration by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014

Dimocrat 

a left-wing lunatic

the country is fucked up because of too many Dimocrats in Congress.

Dimocrat by lakweesha August 26, 2008

Dickscratcher 

A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.

Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!

Dickscratcher by douche-hater July 15, 2010

Names on urban dictonrary 

When you search a name on urbqn dictonrary and a big wall of text comes up about how perfect people with that name are

Jarmk♡●♤■: nick is a big dicked Chad who always gets action whether hes playing foot ball or basketball 😘😘
Bigpussmasher87: cant even search names on urban dictonrary

Names on urban dictonrary by Bigpussmasher87 October 30, 2019

Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

Google doctorate by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012

dickscratch 

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.

Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.

dickscratch by HoTranBrasky December 10, 2009