dickspring 

Noun. An old 70s or 80s school insult for a generally stupid person. Comparable to dicksplash or bellend.

Nothing to do with the former Irish minister of the same name, although his appearance in public usually resulted in much hilarity.

I was going to eat my cheese and ham sandwich for lunch, but dickspring here ate it first.

dickspring by rockandrollmachine November 21, 2016

Hick-dickering 

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

Hick-dickering by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

Dicksurfing 

Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.

"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"

Dicksurfing by Shorty Crunk February 4, 2017

Dickering 

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.

A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering

Dickering by Banned As DC January 1, 2015

dickshrink 

the natural process of stepping out a a warm shower and into a cold room, in which your penis becomes an invert boner

you: hey mom, check out my dickshrink!

your mom: WTF LMFAO

dickshrink by Cape Horn December 25, 2010

dicksprung 

A woman who falls in love after getting the full D.

When you get good D and then fall in love.

1. A: Yo, why don't you call Bonnie to come kick it?

B: Tried dawg, but she's dicksprung. She's with her new man all the time now.

2. A: How did it go with your guy last night girl?

B: We did it. I just want to cook and clean for him. I'm in love.

A: Oh betch, you dicksprung !

dicksprung by ganjababe November 9, 2013

carbon dickprint 

The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"

1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.

2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.

carbon dickprint by josjr March 29, 2010