dicksprung

A woman who falls in love after getting the full D.

When you get good D and then fall in love.

1. A: Yo, why don't you call Bonnie to come kick it?

B: Tried dawg, but she's dicksprung. She's with her new man all the time now.

2. A: How did it go with your guy last night girl?

B: We did it. I just want to cook and clean for him. I'm in love.

A: Oh betch, you dicksprung !

by ganjababe November 9, 2013

Dicksponge

A sponge used to clean saliva off the penis after oral copulation.

You threw away my dicksponge? Dammit Carol what am I supposed to use tonight?

by Mt Bewbies June 23, 2010

dickpringle

A fancy breakfast, home made flesh-light or a crispy schlonger

Joey is a lot like a Grand Slam at Denny's, a big ole dickpringle

by CRAB NIN April 6, 2009

dickspring

Noun. An old 70s or 80s school insult for a generally stupid person. Comparable to dicksplash or bellend.

Nothing to do with the former Irish minister of the same name, although his appearance in public usually resulted in much hilarity.

I was going to eat my cheese and ham sandwich for lunch, but dickspring here ate it first.

by rockandrollmachine November 21, 2016

Dicksponge

A girl who SOAKS UP the 'likes' 'dislikes' and 'personality' of whatever dick she's currently riding.

All of the sudden she likes whatever her dick of the week likes? What a Dicksponge.

by SkinSuit October 22, 2014

Dickshungus

Is the act of having a massive penis that can’t be controlled

Damn bro he got dickshungus

by I’m not sure February 25, 2022