dickpringle 

A fancy breakfast, home made flesh-light or a crispy schlonger

Joey is a lot like a Grand Slam at Denny's, a big ole dickpringle

dickpringle by CRAB NIN April 6, 2009

Dickwrinkle 

1) Latin, from <i>dikus</i> (dumbass), and <i>rinkelum</i> (to the extreme). The epitome of stupidity, a complete and total moron.

2) A wrinkle on the male genitalia, usually used derogatorily to refer to a dumbass (see above)

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard; you're such a dickwrinkle

Dickwrinkle by Alex September 13, 2004

Dickbringer 

A man, sometimes barbaric or slow-witted, who is particularly gifted at pleasuring a woman. Often, but not always, this is his only redeeming quality and all he has to contribute to a relationship. Other times, it's just a role he plays when called upon.

"Oh, it's not a serious relationship. He's only my dickbringer."

"He's great with the kids and helps around the house, but sometimes I just need him to shut up and be my dickbringer."

Dickbringer by bigswizzle January 17, 2014

Dickwrangler 

Someone who enjoys touching, pleasuring and anything else associated with dicks.

Denholm: I really fancy a hot dog right about now.
Jonathan: Stop using euphemisms you dickwrangler! Just go and wrangle Kieran's dick. Gosh.

Dickwrangler by tinytonk10 July 13, 2011

Dickcringe 

Alternatively “dick cringe”.

When you cringe so hard that your dick cringes as well. Usually happens when you accidentally open a NSFW in public.

Dude, I clicked this shit on the train and dickcringed after I opened it…

Dickcringe by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO February 5, 2024