dickshrink

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the natural process of stepping out a a warm shower and into a cold room, in which your penis becomes an invert boner

you: hey mom, check out my dickshrink!

your mom: WTF LMFAO

dickshrink by Cape Horn December 25, 2010

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dickstink

The odor that is emitted from your genitalia due to a build-up of cockcheese, which can penetrate any barrier, and is almost as sour as buttbutter.

Mom: What the fucking hell is that fucking smell?

Harold: Bitch, calm down. It's just my dickstink.

dickstink by Cape Horn December 27, 2010

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dickshank

1) Familiar name used amongst friends.

2) Jagged metal used to mutilate a man's penis.

Jack: Dude I saw your new girlfriend take it 3 ways last night at the frat party. You might want to reconsider.

Thad: Shut the fuck up dickshank.

dickshank by Popski December 7, 2006

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urbin dickshinairy

How you pronounce "urban dictionary".

Let's go to urbin dickshinairy!

urbin dickshinairy by AshtyBoi September 6, 2021

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ErBan DickShinAirE

This Is How To Pronounce 'Urban Dictionary' GET IT???

Its a way to pronounce Urban Dictionary Like ErBan DickShinAirE

ErBan DickShinAirE by Mooghan The Salade June 10, 2018

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Erbin dickshinary

The retarded form on urban dictionary.

I lak erbin dickshinary

Erbin dickshinary by I'm da bezt fool July 4, 2017

dickthinker

A man with sexual motives or a man "thinking with his dick"

Wheres Matt tonight?

Ohh hes with his girlfriend.

...Such a "dickthinker"

Haaard.

dickthinker by Wayne-OH February 20, 2011

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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