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Dickering 

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.
A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering
Dickering by Banned As DC January 1, 2015
Words you can keep

Dickering 

The act of teasing a women's pussy by continously barely sticking you dick in then pulling out.
My wife was really horny and really wanted to be fucked hard, but I just kept dickering her.
Dickering by Foreskin Mc Adams June 17, 2020

dickering 

making a trade for an item with something other than money. bartering.
He had an old tractor he didn't need anymore, so after some dickering i walked away with the tractor in exchange for 20 pounds of peanuts.
dickering by jethro20 April 16, 2017

dickering 

It's when two dicks (as in the people) start to bicker. The resulting feud is called dickering. I suppose it could be a sort of sword fight between two dicks (the things), but that's just speculation.
Cheney and Rumsfeld whipped it out and starting dickering.
dickering by impermanence August 1, 2008

Dickering 

To describe one’s manner to eat ass booty; used nonetheless than the infamous Joel Perez
I love this group chat I don’t get judged by the dickering I say 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dickering by Jassehmaaka February 6, 2019

Dickering 

When a girl says that she will pleasure her boyfriends dick, and she never does. Leaving him in a constant state of wondering when she will do it.
Bro, my girl keeps on dickering me, and I am starting to get really stressed out about it
Dickering by Crown August 6, 2015

Hick-dickering 

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.
While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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