Dicksurfing 

Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.

"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"

Dicksurfing by Shorty Crunk February 4, 2017

dicksurfing 

when gay guys go online for a quick hookup.

Johnathan is such a ho! All he does is sit at home on his computer dicksurfing

dicksurfing by epiphany7 January 24, 2008

dicksucking 

when your girlfriend sucks ur dick

dicksucking a good thing

dicksucking by bob sucker September 24, 2005

dicksucking lips 

A womans lips that are plump, full, or unordinarily spongy. Lips that would feel even better than normal lips if wrapped around your penis.

cocksucking lips

Man she's got some nice dicksucking lips.

dicksucking lips by D January 12, 2004

dick surfing 

A guy lays on his back while a chick sits on his dick and uses it as a surf board

Sally, lets go dick surfing!

dick surfing by kittycatporn January 7, 2012

dickspring 

Noun. An old 70s or 80s school insult for a generally stupid person. Comparable to dicksplash or bellend.

Nothing to do with the former Irish minister of the same name, although his appearance in public usually resulted in much hilarity.

I was going to eat my cheese and ham sandwich for lunch, but dickspring here ate it first.

dickspring by rockandrollmachine November 21, 2016

Dickmuffing 

When you (or your sexy friend) puts oven mitts on and claps your dick a couple times over

She pulled cookies out of the oven then started dickmuffing me while the mitts were still warm, yo.

Dickmuffing by dickmuffa August 4, 2018