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The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"
1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.
2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.
2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.
by josjr March 29, 2010
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"He's been in the bathroom for the last twenty minutes."
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"He's been in the bathroom for the last twenty minutes."
"Whoa, that's a lot of porcelain time!"
by josjr December 28, 2009
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My wife's domestic porn habit is getting out of hand, she spends all day watching the Food Network while thumbing through Martha Stewart Living magazines.
by josjr December 14, 2008
Get the domestic porn mug.Acronym for 'Go Ugly Early'. A getting laid technique for men. Rather than spend an inordinate amount of time and money on a beautiful, or good-looking woman, in a bar, to Gue would be to pick out the ugliest woman and woo her early before all the guys who got shot down on better looking women come after her.
Male friend 1: Check out the hot chick over there, are you going to hit on her?
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Get the Manualsexual mug.1. The part of an air brake system used to hook the truck to the trailer.
2. The hand a wanker uses.
2. The hand a wanker uses.
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