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dickscott 

Kelmscott; (n)

South-East Metropolitan suburb which accounted for approximately 74% of Australia's Bogan populous of the 90's. Dickscott has since maintained it’s indisputable ability to produce the most repulsive beings. A typical Dickscott civilian is easily recognised by his ratty, wrap around sunglasses, fox hoodie, southern cross tattoo and his weapon of choice - the axe.
4:25pmmatt
jr wants to know what your doing tonight

4:26pmSariah
graffing up shit and shanking cunts

4:27pmmatt
oh okay, so you're in dickscott?

4:28pmSariah
no shit
dickscott by gh3tT0 ch1k April 4, 2010
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Dickscope 

When playing any shooter based game, one picks up a sniper and quick scopes the enemy. A dickscope occurs when the bullet hits the area of male genitalia.
I was meant to hit that trickshot quickscope but instead I ended up getting a dickscope!
Dickscope by dickscoper May 14, 2013

Dickshot 

A dickshot is when you are out hunting and Dick Cheney appears and shoots you. This has happened recently to a lawyer who said tapping phone lines is wrong.
"Man, that 78 year old lawyer who got dickshot just had a heart attack"
Dickshot by DRDANOFTHEUSSANARCHY April 18, 2006
A dance genre that stimulates sexual arousal and involves hanging the disco balls, which involves dipping balls in glitter and teabagging the people.
You: Are you playing music?
Me: Yeah, I’m playing dicksco.
You: You wanna dance?
Me: YES! I Wanna dance with somebody to dicksco.
dicksco by gregben June 5, 2021

Dickscratcher 

A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.
Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!
Dickscratcher by douche-hater July 15, 2010

dickscovery 

The exact moment you realize that the woman you've been dating has a penis.
Tyler made a dickscovery last night while getting physical with his girlfriend.
dickscovery by Tankwad November 8, 2017

dickscratch 

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.
Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.
dickscratch by HoTranBrasky December 10, 2009
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