Dickscount

When you buy weed from a guy and suck his dick for a lower price.

#1: Him: Dude, Selena gave me a bj last night so I gave her a dickscount on the g she bought.

Other guy: nice.

#2: Guy: Hey girl, if you buy your weed through me I'll give you that dickscount.
Girl: Oouu, I'm down.

by hxn.bxnxn October 29, 2018

Dickscount

A discount for dicks.

"I gave that customer a great dickscount, because he was such a dick."

"We will be dickscounting the prices on KY especially for you."

All items are dickscounted, for the dicks.

Dickscounts, dickscounted, dickscounting

by JayyTheOrc March 07, 2018

Dickscount

A deduction in the cost of goods or services which is a result of high quality sexual encounters.

I was going to go to night school to learn more about the profession of my lady friend , however, she said she’d do it for free and give me a Dickscount.

by JayAura December 19, 2024