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dickmush

no it's not litrally penis mashed up into whatever u think.
it's basically I code name that was made up at 3am with three people that were very high
omg I saw dickmush smile at me today I'm so horny 😩😩😩
by yummyoshiii October 18, 2022
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Dickcushion

Function: noun
Etymology: variant of pincushion
1. A woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying together.
2. A male bottom with a poop chute like a mail chute.
3. The main course at a gang-bang flambé
Pat really gets around. If (s)he keeps this up, (s)he'll be known as the human dickcushion.
by Rod Springer January 22, 2006
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dickrush

What happens to an aroused male when they experience something that is very anti-arousing, and they feel their boner is heading rapidly towards the inside.
Dude, last day i had the worst dickrush ever; i was browsing the instagram of my fav pornstar, then i saw a pic of my mother-in-law in bikini.
by TheCommando April 4, 2020
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DickMuscle

A dick muscle is the line that guys get between their 6-8 pack and thighs when they have low body fat and actually don't look like fat slobs
Bro, check out my dickmuscle, this bitch was just rubbing it at the beach with my low strung bathing suit on
by ehotchkiss July 6, 2010
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dickmus test

Something that is used to make a judgment about whether someone is being a dick.
My ex was really pissed at the email I sent him, I should have put it through the dickmus test.
I really pissed off my best friend's fiance with my birthday toast- That's a good dickmus test for the best man speech.
by l_funsize_m April 23, 2015
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dickmustard

n. 1. substance exuded from an unclean, uncircumcized
penis.
2. epithet applicable to internet chat room personages
demonstrating obnoxious behavior and weak intellect.
"Hey, dickmustard, if we wanted to visit that porn site we'd have Googled your Mom's name."
by Dromedaryhump1 November 26, 2006
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dickmish

Tyler sucks as our commissioner ..... he is a dickmish
by tamdis August 9, 2017
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