dickmish

when your fantasy football commissioner is a dick

Tyler sucks as our commissioner ..... he is a dickmish

by tamdis August 9, 2017

Dickfish

The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.

Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!

by Seth G. June 19, 2017

Dickfished

When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.

Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.

by Marco the Great October 26, 2013

dickbishop

An insufferable cunt, douchebag, fuckface, or all around asshole.

"I swear to god these dickbishops are going to drive me over the edge."

by Rizzen March 22, 2008

dickish

to be brash and insensitive to another. to put your own interests above all else. to act like a penis.

matt bates matt bates matt bates

by Mason Williams October 30, 2004

dickishness

Dickishness: relating to, or being, in the state, quality, condition or degree of being a dick.

Dick in this sense is a "mean" or "contempable" person(s)

Credited to "The Daily Show's" Dan Bakkedahl.

"Would you say that your decision to storm out in the middle of an interview reflects a general dickishness amongst Republicans that's probably responsible for the fact that New Orleans is under water? And I will take a hang up to mean yes."

by Ben Slagle September 1, 2008

dickfish

Slang term for blonde catfish usually caught in the Sacramento River Delta. These catfish are usually the size of a nice penis.

"Did you catch anything?"

"Nah, just a half-dozen dickfish."

by King Festus December 4, 2005