dickmustard 

n. 1. substance exuded from an unclean, uncircumcized
penis.
2. epithet applicable to internet chat room personages
demonstrating obnoxious behavior and weak intellect.

"Hey, dickmustard, if we wanted to visit that porn site we'd have Googled your Mom's name."

dickmustard by Dromedaryhump1 November 26, 2006

dickbastard

A person who is widely known as both a dick and a bastard.

"Yeah I know, he's a complete dickbastard!"

dickbastard by Lancelot56 January 20, 2010

DICK MUSTARD 

When you are so drunk you jizz and piss at the same time.

That bastard got his dick mustard on curtains again!

DICK MUSTARD by Stevio1477 January 22, 2019

dickbastard

its a lithuanian definison for bestfriend

you are my dickbastard

dickbastard by yo local pedo November 16, 2022