Dickcushion

Function: noun
Etymology: variant of pincushion
1. A woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying together.
2. A male bottom with a poop chute like a mail chute.
3. The main course at a gang-bang flambé

Pat really gets around. If (s)he keeps this up, (s)he'll be known as the human dickcushion.

by Rod Springer January 22, 2006

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Dick Cushion

aka booty call ... one night stand desperate need for sex , random sex just because a guy wants it and thinks anyone will give it up don't think i'll be your dich cushion tonight.

Don't think I'm going to be a dick cushion tonight.

by 1redcupcake August 17, 2010

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dickcussion

When a man tally-whacks an individual across the head and/or face with his penis and causes either permanent or temporary memory loss, impaired speech, headache, dizziness; may result in moderate loss of motor skills.

Natalie went to a frat party and a got a nasty dickcussion.

by Artholemule July 12, 2015

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A female who has been penetrated by so many dicks that she is a living breathing equivalent of a pin cushion, with dicks instead of pins.

His sister is a fucking dick cushion.

by mttcnnn January 24, 2014

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Dickscussion

Any conversation relating or pertaining to, the male genitalia.

"Yeah my right ball hangs lower and is smaller, what about you?"
"For me it's my left hangs lower but right is smaller"
"Good dickscussion bro"
"You too bro"

by MortifiedPenguin7 January 30, 2022

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