Dickcushion

Function: noun
Etymology: variant of pincushion
1. A woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying together.
2. A male bottom with a poop chute like a mail chute.
3. The main course at a gang-bang flambé

Pat really gets around. If (s)he keeps this up, (s)he'll be known as the human dickcushion.

Dickcushion by Rod Springer January 22, 2006

Dick Cushion 

aka booty call ... one night stand desperate need for sex , random sex just because a guy wants it and thinks anyone will give it up don't think i'll be your dich cushion tonight.

Don't think I'm going to be a dick cushion tonight.

Dick Cushion by 1redcupcake August 17, 2010

dickcussion 

When a man tally-whacks an individual across the head and/or face with his penis and causes either permanent or temporary memory loss, impaired speech, headache, dizziness; may result in moderate loss of motor skills.

Natalie went to a frat party and a got a nasty dickcussion.

dickcussion by Artholemule July 12, 2015

Dick Cushion 

A female who has been penetrated by so many dicks that she is a living breathing equivalent of a pin cushion, with dicks instead of pins.

His sister is a fucking dick cushion.

Dick Cushion by mttcnnn January 24, 2014

Dickscussion 

Any conversation relating or pertaining to, the male genitalia.

"Yeah my right ball hangs lower and is smaller, what about you?"
"For me it's my left hangs lower but right is smaller"
"Good dickscussion bro"
"You too bro"

Dickscussion by MortifiedPenguin7 January 30, 2022

Urban Dickshionary 

dick scking urbna dictionarhyu78

urban dickshionary is good

Urban Dickshionary by ]NIGGERSUCKINGCRISPYMUNCHYDICK April 24, 2022

Dickcision 

A decision that is made by your dick rather than your brain.

I know she was Jimmy's girl and I shouldn't have slept with her, but i made a bad dickcision.

Dickcision by A.J.L. February 18, 2010