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dick listic

When u dont care about the dick size .
Im not (dick listic) about the size of his penis
dick listic by Dick listic October 18, 2017

dick lipstick 

The red tinge given to a girl's lips after giving a blowjob, imitating that she were wearing a red lipstick.
Everyone could tell what you were doing with him in the bedroom, girl. You have dick lipstick for days.
dick lipstick by Videovamp March 30, 2012

lipstick dick 

An uncircumcised cock. So named because the penis can be retracted back into the foreskin much like lipstick being retracted into the tube. Can also refer to a dick that has lipstick stain on it.
I read once that Elvis was ashamed of his lipstick dick.
lipstick dick by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

lipstick-dick 

A lipstick-Dick is a she male, or a cuckold or wimpy husband whose dick is either to small, or just for show, (to use to pee with).
Hey, did you see Bills little lipstick-dick? he he, No wonder his wife cuckolds him.
lipstick-dick by oralb69 August 21, 2008

dicklestick 

I took a ride on a dicklestick last night!
dicklestick by LBo979 November 3, 2010

dicky dicklesticks 

a person who generally acts like a fucking dick or does something extremely retarded
Tom:(to Ben)" why is the whole school on lockdown"
Ben: Cause Dicky Dicklesticks over there thought it would be hilarious to set off firecrackers in the hall way
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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