dicktistic

A term used by men to describe the adventures of their penis throughout their lives

She asked me if I was a virgin and I told her itsca matter of dicktistic that I'm not

dicktistic by Nipple nose November 5, 2017

Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

dickmestic violence 

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps

my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence

dickmestic violence by m&m5 February 21, 2011

dickstick 

In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.

P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."

T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"

dickstick by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004

Dicktastic 

To make such a dick move that it requires a new category

Jukes and Ada didn't know why they were gonna do at Michaels so ben told them to get two xbox controlers from Colins without telling them they were going to Michaels even tho Colin and Michael are good friends. what a dicktastic move

Dicktastic by Baby Roth February 28, 2010

dickjustice 

A lame-brained jockminded ignorant cocksucker police officer who gets a kick out of pulling people over and writing them tickets for an excessive amount of money by unfair reasoning and tells the police chief to go fuck himself and or a court judge who's overly rude and has strong desires to hold everyone in his courtroom in contempt. Both may even have a strong desire to fuck someone's girlfriend especially if they're vice.

1. I took a fun cruise with my sexy girlfriend till dickjustice pulled us over and gave her a ticket and I did not like how he was looking at my girl.

2. Yes, I know that judge. He's dickjustice and he has an ugly ass wife.

dickjustice by Shitface and Psychs January 14, 2010

Dickastic 

The act of being sarcastic... but also being a real dick about it.

After throwing my cat in the microwave, Jeffrey added in a dickastic manner that 'it wasn't HIM that killed my cat. It was the POPCORN SETTING.'

Dickastic by Crunchyhombre September 29, 2012