LBo979's definitions

dicklestick

Penis.

I took a ride on a dicklestick last night!

by LBo979 November 3, 2010

catus interruptus

When you are in the throes of pleasure and the cat comes in the room, hops on the bed, and throws you off your rhythm.

My roommate confessed that recently during intimacies the action came to an abrupt halt, as she and her gentleman caller were afflicted with catus interruptus when her cat came in to visit.

by LBo979 December 3, 2010

ween porn

Pornography for a heterosexual female audience.

We feminists were on a quest for ween porn in Vegas! None of that gay shit, thank you. We want to see some penis!

by LBo979 November 3, 2010

oiled up

To become "well lubricated" consuming alcoholic beverages. To get boozey.

I like to drink a few Miller Lites, get oiled up, and crank up my favorite classic rock jams.

by LBo979 February 20, 2009

dickeled

It can masquerade as many favorite words. From "George Dickel" the booze. Can be substituted for many other standard, yet boring words and/or profanities.

I got george dickeled in a balls intense game of Settlers of Catan. "What the dickel!" "I got dickeled up last night."

by LBo979 February 20, 2009

Brown Clown

The little smudge of poopis lodged in the butthole after a fecal expulsion. The leftovers that toilet paper is just not able to wipe away, no matter how many times you wipe. Even with moistened TP.

I wiped and wiped but still couldn't dislodge that brown clown from my o-ring!

by LBo979 March 11, 2009

poopis

A jazzed up version of 'poop', for extra flair.

After work is my special decompression poopis time.

by LBo979 February 20, 2009