Definitions by LBo979

catus interruptus 

When you are in the throes of pleasure and the cat comes in the room, hops on the bed, and throws you off your rhythm.

My roommate confessed that recently during intimacies the action came to an abrupt halt, as she and her gentleman caller were afflicted with catus interruptus when her cat came in to visit.

catus interruptus by LBo979 December 3, 2010

ween down 

When you have intimacies involving a popular male appendage.

I love getting the ween down as often as possible!

ween down by LBo979 December 3, 2010

jack-dickery 

Bullshit. Similar to jack-assery.

Getting my ass kicked at Tetris is jack-dickery!

jack-dickery by LBo979 November 25, 2010

dicklestick 

Penis.

I took a ride on a dicklestick last night!

dicklestick by LBo979 November 3, 2010

ween porn 

Pornography for a heterosexual female audience.

We feminists were on a quest for ween porn in Vegas! None of that gay shit, thank you. We want to see some penis!

ween porn by LBo979 November 3, 2010

Brown Clown 

The little smudge of poopis lodged in the butthole after a fecal expulsion. The leftovers that toilet paper is just not able to wipe away, no matter how many times you wipe. Even with moistened TP.

I wiped and wiped but still couldn't dislodge that brown clown from my o-ring!

Brown Clown by LBo979 March 11, 2009

poopis 

A jazzed up version of 'poop', for extra flair.

After work is my special decompression poopis time.

poopis by LBo979 February 20, 2009