3 definitions by oralb69
brush burns a male or female receives on their knees, back, or face, from being fucked or fucking on a carpet floor.
did, you see Bills wife's carpet burns on her knees, and face? Yes she must have been ridden hard by her bull last night. But Bill was out of town? Exactly!
by oralb69 July 25, 2008
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A lipstick-Dick is a she male, or a cuckold or wimpy husband whose dick is either to small, or just for show, (to use to pee with).
by oralb69 July 25, 2008
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Imaginary item over a female or males genitals if it has been along time since they had sex. It's like a cob web over a unused doorway.
"Kim, how is your sex life?"
"Been a few months for me."
You must be covered with webs, I'll have to clean them off you!"
"Been a few months for me."
You must be covered with webs, I'll have to clean them off you!"
by oralb69 March 08, 2014
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