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Don't Give A Flying Fuck
Yeah, I'd move that thing for you, except that I DGAFF about it, or you.
dgaff by gvd October 7, 2007
Words you can keep
shes the most amazing girl youll ever meet, she is not like the rest, always keep things in to make other people feel good.The best bestfriend you can ever have. she keeps your secrets closed. she can always keep a smile on your face. shes the best girlfriend anyone can have, shes trust worthy pulse shes beautiful inside out. has am amazing smile you can get lost in her sparkiling eyes for days. she gives the best hugs ever. loves being around people she loves. but if you hurt her shell cry for days until you have a seriouse talk to her. music is the only thing that can turn off the world and make her happy. shes good at sports isnet very tall nor very short shes just perfect .she loves snuggling in the rain and enjoys having long hugs. daffany was the best thing that ever happend to me. love, DAFF
daffany, daffany oh how i love you! daff, daffy duck, sexy
daffany by johhnyboy1234567 July 17, 2012
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a beautiful,kind caring girl who will make u feel like the best guy in the world,will make u laugh til u cry and makes u feel lucky just 2 know her
hey daffany,i love you
daffany by tubbyfuck July 6, 2011

daff spaff 

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern
damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff
daff spaff by _wha_ March 22, 2021
When someone is Dumb and Baffled = Daffled
I showed my boss our new iphone app, she was completely and utterly daffled.

I later heard her regurgitate it to the management team like it was her baby. hey were even more daffled.

I think she managed to look smart. Bitch.
Daffled by tinternet February 17, 2010
Probably from Indonesia and has a unique music taste, mostly phonk music. A rare type of name in Indonesia and rarely has one F. Has one of the biggest dongs than most of his friends. He is nice and funny at the same time. He play games all the time but he plays outside too. He has a large amount of weight but looks a little fat. He has big stamina while running.
"Damn bro how can he still run even though he looks fat its probably Daffa"
Daffa by A crusader May 25, 2021
1) Stands for Don't Give A Fuck. It's an acronym that let's you show how much you Don't Give A Fuck about anything.

2) Can also be adopted as a lifestyle. You live life, not giving a fuck about anybody or anything, you simply do you. It doesn't mean you are heartless or ignorant, it just means you don't tolerate dumb shit and have no fucks to give.
1) Chad: Hey did you here about Tyler getting married?
Dave: DGAF.
Chad: Huh?
Dave: Chad, I Don't Give A Fuck.
Chad: You're an asshole, Dave.

2) Dave lived his life by a simple code: DGAF. He lives life worrying about himself and not giving a fuck about any dumbshit he experiences. A common response used in his daily life is "I Don't Give A Fuck."
DGAF by DEF3 September 4, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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