DGAFFN

DONT GIVE A FLYING FIG NEWTON!

Savannah: i DGAF
Moms: what does that mean?
Kirsti & Savannah: uhhh, i dont give a flying fig newton :) DGAFFN!!!

by twinbffl May 12, 2009

dgaff

Don't Give A Flying Fuck

Yeah, I'd move that thing for you, except that I DGAFF about it, or you.

by gvd October 7, 2007

dgaffinated

adj: the type of coffee that rebels drink; generally anything left around the coffee shop, they don't give a fuck

All was calm at Starbucks, business as usually, until Scar walked in. The servers scrambled to make his usual order: dgaffinated coffee.

by xcrunnersaresexyasfuck July 6, 2010

Daffny

The cutest, funniest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet. Very talkative but talking to her is fun. Likes books and is cute when angry. Has a great personality and is very energetic. Is a great friend; you'd be lucky to be friends with a Daffny. Most of her jokes are corny but she gets really happy when somebody finds them funny. When you have a bad day, go talk to Daffny and you'll feel better. She always has fun stories to share. Everybody loves Daffny, it's hard to not like her.

Daffny is so short, sometimes it's hard to believe she's actually a highschooler.

by S ecret February 2, 2020

Backwards Daffney

The act of going to the toilet in a reverse manner thus spreading your excrement towards the inner front of the porcelain bowl making it impossible to flush.

"I just backwards Daffney'd my mates toilet now he will have no choice but to scrub-a-dub-dub it off when he wakes up"

by beavis1982 August 3, 2007

daffne

Daffne is very shy at first but when she’s comfortable with someone shes crazy ,Daffne is a vv pretty her eyes are gorgeous SHE PERFECT and she doesn’t like talking about her problems and it’s very hard for her to hide when she sad,mad,or happy if u ask if she okay shell say yeah but in reality nope she dying inside she’ll always be there for you, it’s very hard for Daffne to trust people some people find her annoying but no she’s someone that u would want to be friends with it very hard for Daffne to reject or admit feelings to someone so never think She does/doesn’t like u. ❤️

friend 1- look that’s Daffne let’s go talk to her
friend 2-yes let’s go

by you girlfriend November 21, 2021

Daffney Gillfin

A character from the Snorks cartoon. She is a pretty coral-colored, black-haired female Snorks who is the best friend of Casey Kelp.

"This is so beautiful!" - Daffney Gillfin

by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2022