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A not uncommon disorder manifesting general olfactory failure. (You can't smell if you have this disorder)
OMG I think your house is on fire.

How can you tell?

You mean to tell me you can't smell the smoke?

I'm deeft you insensitive bastard.

Oh i apologize.

As you should asshole.
Deeft by Estevan September 28, 2009
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when a wannabe drifter hits someone or something in the proccess of drift, thus changing a drift to a dweft
"Damn he just dwefted into that old lady!"
dweft by Atlas September 28, 2004

dewetification

stage two of the laundry process,
I just tossed my clothes in the dewetification machine.
dewetification by Dirty Mets March 21, 2010
To punch someone in the back of the head while they are not looking.
He was staring out the window so I dewfted him.
Dewft by Dave Paskiet December 9, 2008

dewetted 

Is in past tense, something is wet, someone or something makes it dry, thus making it dewetted!
Jamie dewetted the chair after it rained.
dewetted by tha genius! September 3, 2009
The act of deleting a tweet from Twitter
Dude, I tweeted about how much I hate my job but my boss might see it so I had to dewete it!!
dewete by Hereforthebeer January 17, 2013