Dewft 

To punch someone in the back of the head while they are not looking.

He was staring out the window so I dewfted him.

Dewft by Dave Paskiet December 9, 2008

Defta 

An idiotic Youtube army of the "Elite" trolls who fancy themselves the V.I.P.s of Youtube. There's the original deftalulz, a wannabe pimp who speaks spanish,Deftalulz4, a failtroll/dramawhore, MechDefta, Deftalulz4's robo body, EthcingAcid, an angry boy, letmegiveyoucrabs, a non-registered sex offender, and some other losers.

The supposed leader of the clan is MechaDefta, who admits he was "defeated" by the Youtube staff and is reincarnated as a cyber-android-troll.

Guy: *Minds own business*

deftalulz: I have 9 girlfriends.

MechDefta: Let's talk about meeeeeee!!!!!

EtchingAcid: Fuck baby penis shit.

letmegiveyoucrabs: I'm a giant pedo.

B.) Defta Force = Ginyu Force minus gay poses, but with more queers.

Defta by Trollsarelosers April 19, 2009

Deftones 

A band that makes you feel good when you listen to it

and if you don't like it "shove it, shove it, shove it"

Deftones by *Arual* January 24, 2004

Defta 

Yet another self described (and thus failer than you) Youtube trolling group.

Led by some annoying, bored little attention whoring brat by the name of Mechadefta. Claims himself a cyborg (which is retarded to point of self-parody) Most likely a 90lb. twenty year old virgin for life, living in his parents' basement or, a 300lb. forty year old man living in his parents' basement.

These chicken shit pussies spend a lot of time, like most Youtube trolls, screaming profanity and trying to play the big bad internet villains.

Like all youtube whore-troll little boy clubs, they claim to "destroy" people. People who seem to still exist and seem to have had absolutely no harm done to them at all.

Fancy that. Pussies who post crappy shit on youtube can't actually do anything of value.

Delusional self worth, delusional skill and delusional power, followed by delusional self-pronounced victory. (the hallmark of the youtube troll)

All in a pathetic attempt to get anyone to come back and give them the attention they so desperately need.
Pathetic.

Defta is yet another example of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory in full force on Youtube, the internet fuckwad's paradise.

Defta by esper777 June 4, 2009

Deftones 

An absolutely kickass band, more addictive than the fucking caffeine in my coffee mug, that seem to have created their own, phenomenal genre of music.

One of the few bands that have released four consecutive albums which consist of nothing more than pure, immense greatness.

Deftones kick ass. Period.

theres still blood.. in your hair..

Deftones by Needlesandpins July 24, 2004

deftones 

n. a critically acclaimed cult-status band that mixes hardcore with smooth melodies. Band members, especially frontman Chino Moreno, have a great love for classic alternative, like the Smiths, the Cure, Depeche Mode, and My Bloody Valentine. The band also has some minor influences from the awesome all-black DC hardcore band Bad Brains.
The Deftones are not really overrated, but rather underrated, as they often get clumped in with nu-metal bands and lesser-talented rock groups like Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park and Korn, despite the fact that the Deftones are nothing like these bands.(The deftones have had one or two rap-metal songs, but these were made way before the crappy band Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit were even on the scene, and without the Deftones, those bands wouldn't even be around)They may be a template for that horrible band Linkin Park, but if that's true, then the band Linkin Park simply wants to be as talented as the Deftones, and if so, they have not succeeded, because they sound like nu-metal crap and nothing like the Deftones. The Deftones are in a genre of their own. No current band has anything on them.

The Deftones are the shit, you can't touch em

deftones by Jam Master J April 14, 2005

deftones 

An alt-metal band which redefined the genre by their unique approach: beyond the hardcore bashing, an eerie quiet exists.

Deftones + Glassjaw = phenomenal.

deftones by -xXx- August 16, 2003