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Dendrapheliac 

someone who attempts to have sexual-intercourse with a tree.
damn tree-huggers, they are a bunch of Dendrapheliac's
Dendrapheliac by UrbanDrew December 23, 2008

Dendraphiliac 

A person who has sex with trees.
"Hey baby, your roots are lookin' fiiiine"

dendrophilia 

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.
Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb
dendrophilia by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

dendraphilia 

to have sex with trees
john, who is a dendraphiliac, had sex with a knotty pine
dendraphilia by dendraphiliac October 9, 2008

Dendrophiliac

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees
martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"
Dendrophiliac by annabanana May 14, 2005

dandraphiliac 

One who becomes aroused by plants and trees and proceeds to hump them until kingdom come.
That treehugger is a dandraphiliac.

He loves to hump those trees; what a dandraphiliac.

Dandraphiliacs have no lives.

That dandraphiliac should live in the rainforest.
dandraphiliac by SiNs November 17, 2004