Dendrophilian

An over-the-top and unnecessarily loud Norwegian male who is most often seen on YouTube with multiple videos on Atheism and religious fallacies. His often rational and well thought out points are overshadowed by his attempts to appear funny or out of control. Overwhelms the eyes with color effects or sudden camera changes.

Dendrophilian: -good point-good point-good point-I'm so fucking funny and brilliant laugh at my wittiness and ignore my logic-

by Apatheist January 2, 2009

Dendraphiliac

A person who has sex with trees.

"Hey baby, your roots are lookin' fiiiine"

by Phencyclidine May 8, 2005

dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.

He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.

by brs1986 February 2, 2007

dendrophilia

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

dendraphilia

to have sex with trees

john, who is a dendraphiliac, had sex with a knotty pine

by dendraphiliac October 9, 2008

dendropheliac

a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.

by aLeXX March 27, 2003

Dendrophiliac

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees

martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"

by annabanana May 14, 2005