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By Lance Carden
- "Mr. Speaker, you have been demmed."
This is how Geoff Plant warned his colleagues in the British Columbia legislature last April about electronic "data mining." He argued that privacy, autonomy, and anonymity are being seriously compromised by global marketers who sort through ever-expanding spheres of seemingly harmless data to cluster people into various demographics - hence the word "demmed."
Not having an archive to a data-mine, I have no way of knowing whether Mr. Plant subscribes to the Utne Reader, or if he had seen a headline in its March/April 2000 issue: "The Beautiful and the Demmed, You are what you buy - wherever you live." But I do know it is in just such fashion that words eventually enter the accepted vocabulary.
First, someone uses the language creatively, even daringly, in an effort to communicate and possibly to entertain - then others, sensing a powerful and/or playful formulation, repeat it and keep it alive.
"Demmed" brings to the sometimes dry and dreary realm of demographics a certain zip and passion - not least because the sound is so easily associated with the words "hemmed" (as in "hemmed in"), "condemned," and most obviously, "damned." In fact, in this euphemistic sense, "demmed" is nothing new. It will be familiar to readers of the "Life and Exploits of the Scarlet Pimpernel," by John Blakeney, who used it liberally in the novel. "That demmed clever woman" and "That demmed elusive Pimpernel" are two chapter headings.
Little did Blakeney know that we would all be demmed.
(http: //csmonitor.com/cgi-bin/ durableRedirect.pl?/ durable/ 2001/02/06/ p16s2.htm)
That demmed elusive Pimpernel
demmed by Omer Ab July 30, 2008
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Bieber Dammed 

The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.
Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPhone 5 preview, and I was Bieber Dammed !
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Christ (Deemed to be) University 

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death
Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

Beaver dammed 

The "cock block" for the female. When a girl is effectively cock blocked she has been beaver dammed.
She was beaver dammed by her girlfriend when she dropped the herpes word in front of the new guy
Beaver dammed by jennyjustjenny December 20, 2012
1. v. -to force someone to do something he or she does not wish to do.

2. v. -being tricked.

3. n. demzation. Hell. Damnation. Endless torture and suffering.
I totally demzed her into joining the horrific game with me.

She was totally demzed when she went to school at 12:30.

Souls who do bad are condemned to eternal demzation.
Demzed by Yellow Manta Rays November 17, 2011
Dommed:

a verb, meaning to be dominated, or to have dominated someone - often used in BDSM context

It can be used to imply physical S&M domination (for example, with a crop cane or flogger) or it can be used to imply a mental domination (for example a dominant issuing verbal orders to a submissive)

derivation is from 'Dom' which is just a shortened version of 'Dominant'

dommed can be used for male or female, giving or receiving.
The countess dommed three men at the fetish club last night
dommed by cave_canem October 26, 2009

Christ (Deemed to be) University 

A tyrannical empire established and existing for reasons unknown.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Christ (Deemed to be) University attacked.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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