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Desmedt is a Belgian/Dutch surname and is the best surname you can have. it's the coolest, yet simplest last name. When you meet a Desmedt, all your dreams come true. But be careful! Do not confuse them with De Smedt, De Smet or Desmet.
“Hey, they look so cool! What’s their last name?”
“Desmedt, obviously!”
Desmedt is a Belgian/Dutch surname and is the coolest last name ever. It is a very beautiful, but simple surname. if you ever meet a Desmedt, you can be sure that all your dreams will come true. But be careful! Do not confuse these with De Smedt, De Smet or Desmet. Asa Butterfield will speak to his people that this is it. This is the drop. He will hand out ananasses till his arms hurt.
"Desmedt yeah punk rock metal slay"
De Smet Jesuit High School is a Jesuit Catholic, college preparatory high school, located in Creve Coeur, Missouri in the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Saint Louis. The school began classes in the fall of 1967.
Much better at everything than CBC(cock blowing Cadets) or SLUH (Saint Louis University for homos) Go Bid D!!! Spartans
Thank God I'm not a fucking faggot like those CBC dick suckers kids. I am a DeSmet Spartan and not a fucking SLUH kid with gay rights parades and bang gang parties
DeSmet by VoteforPedroLB March 6, 2013

desmentegà

Verbo participio singolare. Equivale alla parola dimenticato nel dialetto lombardo (Nord-Italia).

Participle verb, singular.
It means forgotten in lombardo's language it comes from lombardo's dialect (in North-Italy).
Common in lombardy : Mi son desmentegà il caffè.
Lombardia's dialect: Ma sun' desmentegà ul cafè.
desmentegà by IlFiòDeLaSarta April 7, 2016

Desmet Jizz on It 

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: Welcome to Desmet!

Soon to be Freshman: oh wow, this school must be really cool!

Junior: It will be after the Desmet Jizz on it.

Soon to be freshman: What was that?

Junior: nothing... Ay boys! We gotta freshy!

Group of students: Aw ya!
Desmet Jizz on It by Desmet_Senior#1 September 27, 2017
Worst High School in St.Louis
horrible at sports

SPARTANS SUCK
Man CBC beat DeSmet 13-1 in hockey this week
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