The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.
Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.
Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPhone 5 preview, and I was Bieber Dammed !
a verb, meaning to be dominated, or to have dominated someone - often used in BDSM context
It can be used to imply physical S&M domination (for example, with a crop cane or flogger) or it can be used to imply a mental domination (for example a dominant issuing verbal orders to a submissive)
derivation is from 'Dom' which is just a shortened version of 'Dominant'
dommed can be used for male or female, giving or receiving.
The countess dommed three men at the fetishclub last night
Destroying a college dorm toilet so badly that the janitors cry every morning before they enter. Also, the neighbors yell "there goes another one" every time their fatasses even takes a glimpse towards the bathroom. This 4X4 Italian fat ass leaves the toilet looking like a shit bomb from Pearl Harbor when he's finished.
The janitor exclaimed," God fucking damnit, the toilet just got big blue dommed and I'm the only one on duty."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.