defrienestrate

To break off online relationships by throwing your computer out a window.

John was so tired of Sarah's frequent inane status updates that he defrienestrated her and lost his new MacBook.

by Brebro November 6, 2009

defenestrated

The act of being thrown out of a window.

DUDE! That dead guy on the side walk was totally defenestrated!

by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004

defenestrate

to throw out a window

Larry pissed me off, so I defenestrated him off the thirty-first floor. What a mess.

by Daniel December 8, 2002

Defenestrated

To have thrown something or someone out or through a window.

The evil stepmother was angry with me, so she defenestrated my boyfriend.

by KlassyKlicker October 10, 2010

defenestrater

n. A person that likes to throw people out of windows.

Stay away from that guy, he's a fuckin' defenestrater!

by DogSlaughter December 4, 2004

defenestrate

Throwing someone or something out of a window.

Rock stars have tendencies of defenestrating TV-sets.

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

Defenestrate

A word that shouldn’t really exist, like why can’t you just say, I threw it out of the window. It is very simple

Jeremy: I am going to defenestrate the cat
Harrell: Jeremy, I don’t care what you do, just don’t hurt it
Jeremy: I just defenestrated the cat
Harrell: NO!! JEREMY YOU SOCIOPATH, YOU JUST THREW HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW
Jeremy: lol

by I_ate_the_children November 18, 2018