Defenestrate

A word that shouldn’t really exist, like why can’t you just say, I threw it out of the window. It is very simple

Jeremy: I am going to defenestrate the cat
Harrell: Jeremy, I don’t care what you do, just don’t hurt it
Jeremy: I just defenestrated the cat
Harrell: NO!! JEREMY YOU SOCIOPATH, YOU JUST THREW HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW
Jeremy: lol

by I_ate_the_children November 18, 2018

Defenestrate

To throw someone or something out of a window

"I will defenestrate you and your mouth organ if you carry on" said tom

by Mrtys May 26, 2006

Defenestrate

To uninstall Windows from one's computer and install a functional OS such as Linux.

(The original, classical definition of this term is "to throw something through a window". )

"I'm so sick of my laptop running so slowly, I'm going to defenestrate it and install Ubuntu!"

by Hugh Mannity October 27, 2009

Defenestrate

Yeet someone out of the window

I'm gonna defenestrate this idiot.

by Pineajelly June 21, 2021

Defenestrate

the act of yeeting a person or an object out the window
is good

bye boo!

shut up harold or i will defenestrate ur annoying ass

by erect nipple 2020 March 16, 2020

Defenestrate

To Throw out the Window, something MR. HAUPT threatens us with daily. His classroom is on the 2nd floor

John: You mean 2+3=8?
MR. Haupt: Dont make me defenestrate you

by handspringgirl97 March 29, 2009

Defenestrate

Throwing an object or a person out a window in a form of self-defense.

I defenestrate people sometimes

by Stiky glue March 15, 2022