deflt

Delft. when you want to prok someones mum but they say no

You: i want to proksomeone so bad
Your Friend: no they said they didnt want to deflt

by samarr May 14, 2022

Bullshit Deflector

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).

Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.

by Teraknor April 23, 2016

deflate me daddy

A phrase often used to sound like you are asking someone to do something kinky to you.More common than not,it is said to celebrities.Althought it sounds like a want to fufil a strange sexual urge it is not.If you wish to creep some out this the sentence to use.

@crankthatfrank deflate me daddy.

by Letmeexplaintoyouathing October 17, 2015

Defta

An idiotic Youtube army of the "Elite" trolls who fancy themselves the V.I.P.s of Youtube. There's the original deftalulz, a wannabe pimp who speaks spanish,Deftalulz4, a failtroll/dramawhore, MechDefta, Deftalulz4's robo body, EthcingAcid, an angry boy, letmegiveyoucrabs, a non-registered sex offender, and some other losers.

The supposed leader of the clan is MechaDefta, who admits he was "defeated" by the Youtube staff and is reincarnated as a cyber-android-troll.

Guy: *Minds own business*

deftalulz: I have 9 girlfriends.

MechDefta: Let's talk about meeeeeee!!!!!

EtchingAcid: Fuck baby penis shit.

letmegiveyoucrabs: I'm a giant pedo.

B.) Defta Force = Ginyu Force minus gay poses, but with more queers.

by Trollsarelosers April 19, 2009

morning deflation

When you wake up and start deflating after a nice long night of building up gas throughout your digestive system.

"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"

"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"

"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"

by The_ALCH June 15, 2019

deflunctuation

The word "deflunctuation" is a parody word that can mean literally anything and is mainly used in a humorous or satirical context.

Deflunctuation is the meaning to life.
When you drop your phone you are in a moment of deflunctuation.
Gravity would not be possible without deflunctuation.

by Frogdude1 April 28, 2021

Dick Deflator

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.

Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.

by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009