gravity

Shit that keeps you on the ground

Look, it's gravity, or something.

by John Schaffer December 18, 2004

Gravity

An item on Homer Simpson's revenge list.

"Lousy gravity..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

gravity

1.The force of attraction of a huge (often celestial) body and any smaller/larger (sometimes celestials) bodies in the area. Not to be confused with the attraction between to bodies due to magnetic forces.
2. In short, the greatest enemy of clumsy people.

1. The sun has the strongest gravity in our solar system.

2. Guy 1: Oh, look at Jerry! He fell down! 3rd time today.
Guy 2: Poor guy. Gravity has a grudge on him.

by Armthehobos August 3, 2007

gravity

The weakest force ever, but the one with the most range. No object in the universe can escape gravity!

When stepping off a building, you will feel like an astronaut for 0.5 seconds, but then gravity will proceed to kick your ass.

by Mr. Crap July 15, 2005

gravity

The force that keeps us all from flying off the earth. The reason you don't find things just leisurely floating around the room without supernatural assistance.

Oh, gravity works!

by Prof. Brainard April 8, 2004

Gravity

The shit that keeps you on the ground.

Gerard Way doesn't give a single fuck about it.

Gravity don't mean to much to me,
I'm who I've got to be,
These pigs are after me, after you
Run away
like it was yesterday
and we could run away from here! -Bulletproof Heart

by KilljoyDD June 30, 2011

gravity

an omnipresent force with extraordinary power that no one can see, but exists without doubt to those who place their faith in it every day – just like God.

It's nice to get up in the morning everyday and count on gravity being there.

by psbwthu July 31, 2011