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My tits

Once lovely round grapefruits with nipples pointing clearly straight ahead

Now like used condoms dangling from my clavicle with the nipples clearly pointing south

Breast feeding is great for the kids but horrendous for your tits
My tits are so deflated when I sit down my nipples land in my tummy button
by Working Class Hero January 08, 2021
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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1. (adjective) uncool or unexciting
2. (verb) bummed out

Synonyms: suckish, awful, boring, depressing.

Antonyms: pumped, awesome.
Person 1: "I just found out I have to work an extra shift this weekend."
Person 2: "Dude, that's deflated."
Person 1: "Yeah, I was deflated when I found out."
by nerdqueen03 October 15, 2010
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Opposite of erected. When you see someone extremely unattractive or if they turn you off by looks or actions.
I was so erected by her sister, but once I saw her, I deflated in five seconds flat. #turnoff
by LexLuthor_HayBailz June 22, 2016
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To be hideously let down; single to the ninth degree. The state of being almost murdered by a loved one who in most cases decided to leave you out of pure insanity and/or dishonesty.
But in all probability you are better off.
Horatio: Starkisha just left me. I don't know what to do with myself, I'm just so god damn deflated.

Mikhail: Too bad you're stuck with your cantankorous lovechild.
by Brittens March 29, 2008
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