My tits

Once lovely round grapefruits with nipples pointing clearly straight ahead

Now like used condoms dangling from my clavicle with the nipples clearly pointing south

Breast feeding is great for the kids but horrendous for your tits
My tits are so deflated when I sit down my nipples land in my tummy button
by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021
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Opposite of erected. When you see someone extremely unattractive or if they turn you off by looks or actions.
I was so erected by her sister, but once I saw her, I deflated in five seconds flat. #turnoff
by LexLuthor_HayBailz June 22, 2016
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To be hideously let down; single to the ninth degree. The state of being almost murdered by a loved one who in most cases decided to leave you out of pure insanity and/or dishonesty.
But in all probability you are better off.
Horatio: Starkisha just left me. I don't know what to do with myself, I'm just so god damn deflated.

Mikhail: Too bad you're stuck with your cantankorous lovechild.
by Brittens March 29, 2008
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Used for when a very disappointing moment occurs.

In spots, video games... or anywhere really.
Oh man we lost the hockey game in overtime after being up by three goals in regulation.... that's deflating.
by Tyler McGee December 15, 2008
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(a) Somebody who deflates balls
(b) Somebody trying to lose weight
They call me the deflator because I am trying to lose weight, not because I deflate footballs. I promise!
by HugRush May 14, 2015
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The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.
Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.
by m1z_w1z_11 August 28, 2005
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"I've been trying to deflate myself lately, but I just can't stop eating at McDonalds."
by FireBlaz64 May 14, 2015
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