Delft

Delft the city of William of Orange. It is nice! Home to the best Architectural school in the world!

Milan: Lets go party in Delft.
Andreas: It will me HOT.
Tim: Not!

by Andreas of Orange March 28, 2009

Delft

To create an undesirable situation through ignorance or incompetence. Mostly used as a verb to denote a stupid action or chain of events but, it can also be used as a noun. The tense of the word does not change with its use.

1. I was riding my bike and totally delft when I hit the curb.
2. Mr. Richards is such a delft giving us a pop quiz on Friday.

by RubberDucky989 September 8, 2010

Delft Stroopwaffles

Not to be outdone by the Americans' Boston Pancake & Alaskan Pipelines, Holland has it's own manners of defacating on a woman.

Delft Stroopwaffles involves two girls crapping on the breast of a third girl.

A guy then sits on her breasts and masturbates till he starts climaxing, at which point he crouches up and ejaculates on the breasts. He then sits back down and closes up the waffles. Nice and thin and creamy!!

"Holy sh*t, check out Owen & co. giving that girl some Delft Stroopwaffles!!"
"Hey guys I'm bored, wanna give me some Delft Stroopwaffles??"

by Dirty Baxt June 29, 2009

Delft Noord

The coolest place on earth, in it lies the most famous of Delft.

'Country roads, take me home,
To the place I belong,
Delft Noord!'

by Smegmed November 22, 2021

oopsie delete

When you unintentionally delete photos &/or posts!

I did an oopsie delete with a ton of pix & it took so many hours to put them back!

by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Fetus Deletus

The second most powerful harry potter spell, see Beatus Meatus

GODDAMN IT HARRY STOP PERFORMING ABORTIONS AT SCHOOL
YOU CANT STOP ME FETUS DELETUS!

by Xx_SW3G_L33T_PL4Y3R_xX March 2, 2018

Yeetus Deletus

A nonsensical phrase that is a combination of "yeet" and "delete"
It can be used as a spell in which one extends their hand, pointing at something with a 👌, and screams "YEETUS DELETUS." This immediately deletes whatever you yeets

"blah blah..."
"YEETUS DELETUS"
"guyhirfbsjfdgbjh" *dies*

by Joe Schmo III October 17, 2018