Declated 

Broken while in action

When you nail someone and your penis breaks it is now declated

Declated by ReeseWitDaPiece August 3, 2021

Deflated beaver 

When you get your ladies beaver all hot and horny and then you stick in your 1 inch cock - she realizes what a disappointment and therefore her beaver becomes deflated

I gave my girlfriend my massive 1 inch cock which led to a deflated beaver

Deflated beaver by Wingnut 13 June 1, 2019

Deflated 

My tits

Once lovely round grapefruits with nipples pointing clearly straight ahead

Now like used condoms dangling from my clavicle with the nipples clearly pointing south

Breast feeding is great for the kids but horrendous for your tits

My tits are so deflated when I sit down my nipples land in my tummy button

Deflated by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Deflated Reveille 

The effect observed when a website (or portions thereof), previously believed to be secure or private, is publicly exposed. Generally associated with websites pertaining to colleges or universities in Texas, but more infrequently institutions in the Upper Midwest and Great Lakes Region.

"Holy mother of fuck - check out this PM!!!

'I want to eat your *****... get it so wet that i cant even keep my dick inside'

That's a deflated reveille if I've ever seen one!"

Deflated Reveille by Nageek Salguod June 11, 2006

decleated 

when you get tackeled in sport real hard. You get knocked out your cleats (shoes).

Boy, that guy just got it De-cleated! He went nowhere fast.

decleated by Lamonator December 20, 2004

Cougar declawed 

Any woman in the Cougar age range (40 something) that is attracted to younger men, but is not actively 'hunting' them. Instead she simply admires and desires from a distance.

"I find younger men yummy 'eye candy', but I don't touch, just look. I am sort of a cougar but with no claws. A cougar declawed."

Cougar declawed by Lambercat 001 December 1, 2009

She Declared That Same Notion 

A more pretentious, posh, and/or sophisticated way of expressing a "That's What She Said" joke.
Originally used by a group of High Schoolers at PorNo High, This phrase has expanded to be used by other pretentious indie kids.

But its so long!
she declared that same notion!

These things are big and bulky...
She declared that same notion!

Fire in the hole!
SHE DECLARED THAT SAME NOTION!!!!!

She Declared That Same Notion by ericwizard10 January 10, 2009