Declaeed 

Meaning we declared peace but you broke it and now is agenst us

We declaeed peace now I an opp in our eyes

Declaeed by Dtx.lule February 13, 2019

Cougar declawed 

Any woman in the Cougar age range (40 something) that is attracted to younger men, but is not actively 'hunting' them. Instead she simply admires and desires from a distance.

"I find younger men yummy 'eye candy', but I don't touch, just look. I am sort of a cougar but with no claws. A cougar declawed."

Cougar declawed by Lambercat 001 December 1, 2009

She Declared That Same Notion 

A more pretentious, posh, and/or sophisticated way of expressing a "That's What She Said" joke.
Originally used by a group of High Schoolers at PorNo High, This phrase has expanded to be used by other pretentious indie kids.

But its so long!
she declared that same notion!

These things are big and bulky...
She declared that same notion!

Fire in the hole!
SHE DECLARED THAT SAME NOTION!!!!!

She Declared That Same Notion by ericwizard10 January 10, 2009

self-declared 

A declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others.

'Hey there's no school tomorrow!'
'Isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?'

self-declared by Jwjwjwjw November 3, 2013

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit 

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013

Self-Declared Fag 

When someone uses the word “fag,” many have a hard time understanding whether they mean “annoying/Harley Davidson rider” or “gay.” Self-Declared Fag is a phrase invented to help distinguish between the two. A Self-Declared Fag is one who has come out of the closet and is openly homosexual. A Self-Declared Fag is not ashamed of it, while a normal fag is insulted by it.

“Bro when is that fag on the Harley gonna get a haircut”?

“My goodness, that Self-Declared Fag has been sitting on that fire hydrant for the past hour”!

Self-Declared Fag by Bouquet July 3, 2018

flowers declared

the monthly discharge of blood from the uterus of
nonpregnant women from puberty to menopause

This did not occur so soon as we expected, for that day Miss Frankland's flowers declared themselves.

flowers declared by abdul Qayyum June 26, 2008