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Cougar declawed
Any woman in the Cougar age range (40 something) that is attracted to younger men, but is not actively 'hunting' them. Instead she simply admires and desires from a distance.
"I find younger men yummy 'eye candy', but I don't touch, just look. I am sort of a cougar but with no claws. A cougar declawed."
Cougar declawed by Lambercat 001 December 1, 2009
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She Declared That Same Notion
A more pretentious, posh, and/or sophisticated way of expressing a "That's What She Said" joke.
Originally used by a group of High Schoolers at PorNo High, This phrase has expanded to be used by other pretentious indie kids.
Originally used by a group of High Schoolers at PorNo High, This phrase has expanded to be used by other pretentious indie kids.
But its so long!
she declared that same notion!
These things are big and bulky...
She declared that same notion!
Fire in the hole!
SHE DECLARED THAT SAME NOTION!!!!!
she declared that same notion!
These things are big and bulky...
She declared that same notion!
Fire in the hole!
SHE DECLARED THAT SAME NOTION!!!!!
She Declared That Same Notion by ericwizard10 January 10, 2009
self-declared
self-declared by Jwjwjwjw November 3, 2013
Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit
One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.
Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP
Macy :What's an SD Triple D?
Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit
Macy: What a bitch!
Macy :What's an SD Triple D?
Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit
Macy: What a bitch!
Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013
Self-Declared Fag
When someone uses the word “fag,” many have a hard time understanding whether they mean “annoying/Harley Davidson rider” or “gay.” Self-Declared Fag is a phrase invented to help distinguish between the two. A Self-Declared Fag is one who has come out of the closet and is openly homosexual. A Self-Declared Fag is not ashamed of it, while a normal fag is insulted by it.
“Bro when is that fag on the Harley gonna get a haircut”?
“My goodness, that Self-Declared Fag has been sitting on that fire hydrant for the past hour”!
“My goodness, that Self-Declared Fag has been sitting on that fire hydrant for the past hour”!
Self-Declared Fag by Bouquet July 3, 2018
flowers declared
This did not occur so soon as we expected, for that day Miss Frankland's flowers declared themselves.
flowers declared by abdul Qayyum June 26, 2008
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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