self-declared 

A declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others.

'Hey there's no school tomorrow!'
'Isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?'

self-declared by Jwjwjwjw November 3, 2013

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit 

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013

Self-Declared Fag 

When someone uses the word “fag,” many have a hard time understanding whether they mean “annoying/Harley Davidson rider” or “gay.” Self-Declared Fag is a phrase invented to help distinguish between the two. A Self-Declared Fag is one who has come out of the closet and is openly homosexual. A Self-Declared Fag is not ashamed of it, while a normal fag is insulted by it.

“Bro when is that fag on the Harley gonna get a haircut”?

“My goodness, that Self-Declared Fag has been sitting on that fire hydrant for the past hour”!

Self-Declared Fag by Bouquet July 3, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004