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human decanter
A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.
Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.
human decanter by Nurse K February 10, 2008
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decantering
To pour wine from incrediply high up; The more extreme form of decanting, often involving portals, strange fluxes in gravity, random chibi-faced onlookers, a *bamph* sound efect, etc.
decantering by *Flounce* August 24, 2008
Decaster
Decaster (dih-cass-ter) n.
1. A person who is unpopular with peers, yet is still intelligent, beautiful, and capable, simply because they are human.
2. Literally translates to mean “beautiful foreigner”.
1. A person who is unpopular with peers, yet is still intelligent, beautiful, and capable, simply because they are human.
2. Literally translates to mean “beautiful foreigner”.
Alan Turing, who invented the first computer, was a decaster growing up. He was bullied and had very few friends despite his brilliance.
Decaster by The original decaster August 19, 2016
decaster
Noun; pronounced "dih-cass-ter".
1. A person who is unpopular with peers yet still beautiful, smart, and capable simply because they are human.
2. Literally translates to mean "beautiful foreigner".
From Latin word decorus, meaning "beautiful", and Spanish word forastero, which indirectly translates to mean "foreign".
The Spanish word forastero was referring to a cocoa tree (called criollo) imported into Venezuela from the West Indies in the mid-19th century. The word evolved to mean foreign.
Famous decasters include Alan Turing (a mathematical prodigy invented a code breaking computer during WWII), Edgar Allan Poe (a brilliant author who wrote many famous short stories and poems), and Ludwig van Beethoven (a genius composer who continued to write beautiful symphonies even after he became deaf).
This word was invented by Emma Hahn on February 29, 2016.
1. A person who is unpopular with peers yet still beautiful, smart, and capable simply because they are human.
2. Literally translates to mean "beautiful foreigner".
From Latin word decorus, meaning "beautiful", and Spanish word forastero, which indirectly translates to mean "foreign".
The Spanish word forastero was referring to a cocoa tree (called criollo) imported into Venezuela from the West Indies in the mid-19th century. The word evolved to mean foreign.
Famous decasters include Alan Turing (a mathematical prodigy invented a code breaking computer during WWII), Edgar Allan Poe (a brilliant author who wrote many famous short stories and poems), and Ludwig van Beethoven (a genius composer who continued to write beautiful symphonies even after he became deaf).
This word was invented by Emma Hahn on February 29, 2016.
I was always a decaster growing up, standing off to the side while everyone else joked at my expense.
decaster by The original decaster August 19, 2016
dekanter goblin
dekanter goblins are similar to normal goblins, but as tough to kill as orcs. they can regenerate, and a resistant to cold.
dekanter goblin by Smurf August 17, 2004
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