Jaood

a hopeless cause

a black person who tries to fit in with white people on the internet

by smurf July 16, 2003

Wizard Slayer

This warrior has been specially trained by his sect to excel in hunting and attacking spell casters of all kinds. While somewhat underpowered in our opinions, they prove useful in certain situations.

Strong warriors, not comparatively.

by smurf August 23, 2004

bugbear

Bugbears are the largest of the goblinoids. these huge creatures tower over the battlefield, srtiking terror into all who see them. like many large creatures bugbears are both helped and hindered by their great size. their tremendous strength makes them wrecking machines in combat, but drops their armor class making them more vulnerable.

A bugbear is like an enlarged goblin.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

geriatric

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)

Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.

by Smurf September 29, 2008

mlurd

someone who tries too hard to be cool.

hellz is such a mlurd.

by Smurf March 01, 2004

flesh golem

most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.

like all golems immune to magic

by smurf August 17, 2004

fire elemental

fire elementals appear as vague humanoid shapes encased in a blazing flame.

fire elementals are very dangerous

by Smurf August 17, 2004