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handbag house

A type of House music. Handbag house consists of the obligatory disco diva lyrics, simple four-on-the-floor TR-909 kick drums, hi-hats on the upbeats, Basic synth stabs in a minor key, and sometimes a snare on beats two and four. Videos often feature the singer in a leather costume dancing around while a sculpted bald black man gyrates his hips whilst also attempting to look threatening. Its name comes from the phenomenon of a group of women dancing around a pile of their handbags.
by Smurf May 17, 2007
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chumbra

A chumbra is a spectral creature that will not attack if left unprovoked.
its a scary monster that can kill easily
by Smurf August 17, 2004
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ettercap

An ettercap resembles a humanoid spider. it has four limbs with mandibles and spinnerets. ettercaps are cunning enough to attack from hiding, using their webs to hold enemies in place- an effective tactic considering the ettercap's bite is poisonous.
by Smurf August 17, 2004
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fire elemental

fire elementals appear as vague humanoid shapes encased in a blazing flame.
fire elementals are very dangerous
by Smurf August 17, 2004
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Wizard Slayer

This warrior has been specially trained by his sect to excel in hunting and attacking spell casters of all kinds. While somewhat underpowered in our opinions, they prove useful in certain situations.
Strong warriors, not comparatively.
by smurf August 23, 2004
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geriatric

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)
Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.
by Smurf September 29, 2008
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Tribadism

Grinding your vulva against some other part of your partner's body. It may be a leg, arm, stomach or anywhere else.

It may be done with or clothes on or off, and the indirect stimulation may be especially appreciated by those with a sensitive clitoris.

It may also be called 'frottage', 'dry humping' or 'dry fucking' (even though it isn't necessarily dry!).
Jen straddled her partner's stomach and rubbed her vulva against it to gain pleasurable feelings.
by Smurf March 22, 2005
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