decantering 

To pour wine from incrediply high up; The more extreme form of decanting, often involving portals, strange fluxes in gravity, random chibi-faced onlookers, a *bamph* sound efect, etc.

ZOMG! Decantering from such a hight!!!

decantering by *Flounce* August 24, 2008

Human wine decanting 

The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".

Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.

Human wine decanting by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

Decuntering 

The act of spring cleaning ones social media to remove unwanted friends and contacts.

Based on the principles of Marie Kondo.

"Sorry I didn't reply earlier Patsy, I was busy decuntering LinkedIn and I'm back down to 400 contacts now."
"Jesus, my Insta is getting full of shite, time for a bit of decuntering"

Decuntering by CJ OMOS March 9, 2019

Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!

Human Decanting by shamdog6 July 21, 2021