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Shrivelled up old baby boomers who hoard all the money, housing and healthcare so that no other generations can have any.
Just about every village is England is packed full of goblins now. Nobody else can afford it
Goblins by MenoPaws March 7, 2019
man i farmed so many goblins yesterday
goblins by badash1159 August 15, 2018
A horrible, tactless, lazy, and aggressive individual who constantly seeks to sabotage others for no reason. An uncooperative colleague.
Ms. Goblins called out today because she was sick apparently although, yesterday, she was consuming a giant, double decker sandwich, and was healthy as a goddamn horse!
Goblins by Hallaku January 28, 2016

Goblins Cave 

a series of cool videos on xvideos.com
person1: hey have you watched goblins cave?

person2: yea, i busted a nut
Goblins Cave by ngh ah March 8, 2022

Goblins Threesome 

A sex act in which involved three men fucking in braid train/human centipede formation. This is often performed in the underground goblin community, where members participate in goblin activity.
Dude, did you hear Sebastian had a Goblins Threesome last night? He was in the middle, a perfect Kentucky sandwich!

Wobble Goblins 

A huge pair of natural tits.
Jesus! Check out the wobble goblins on that!
Wobble Goblins by shudjonk June 5, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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