dead mom

a evil or very very very very very very very very mad mom or dad

help im being attcked by a dead mom

dead mom by yo mamma November 13, 2003

dead mom jokes 

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.

mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board

dead mom jokes by Larry April 13, 2004

dead mom hair 

A hair-style which is commonly found on anime characters which are
1) mothers
2) going to die (mostly early on)

The hairstyle is a loosely tied thick pony-tail which is slumped over one shoulder.

Common examples are:
-The mother of the Elric-brothers in "Fullmetal Alchemist"
- Eren's mother in "Attack on Titan"

A: "Oh shit! That MILF has dead mom hair."
B: "Welp, now we know eho's gonna die first."

dead mom hair by Pyronomicon July 10, 2017

Dead Mom Kid 

A Dead Mom Kid is a person who takes what was intended to be a lighthearted, funny, stupid, and/or silly joke or moment and suddenly makes it awkward and serious by bringing up really personal details about themselves that you would figure to be something they want to keep in their private lives. Often times they do this very casually or try to talk about it like it's funny and you suddenly don't know what to say to them other than "that sucks" or "wow I'm sorry" to be polite. Often accompanied with trying to disengage oneself from the situation by means of excuse accompanied with a silent vow to never speak to said person again.

This most commonly happens when someone makes a casual "your mom" joke and the receiver of the joke responds with something along the lines of "My mom is dead" whether the joke was meant to be offensive or not.

Remember kids: Don't be the dead mom kid.

Dead Mom Kid by Ikesorea January 13, 2011

kataras.dead.mom 

a digoostang homo that isn’t very funny and is a homo

“have you heard of kataras.dead.mom?” “deez nuts”

kataras.dead.mom by zukoslesbianwife July 10, 2021

dead beat mom 

Some one who doesnt pay child support for her kid, but continues to have more kids, all with different dads. She is usually a cold harted bitch who cares more about her ex than the child she had with him.
This woman will abandon her child and then tell the world "my baby means the world to me.."
She will never call her kid even though it cost nothing and she only has to call him once a week on wednesday nights.
She will likely become obsessed with your new wife, for this we have no understanding of why! If she ever comes back to visit she will tell everyone including your kid that shes pregnant agian, and then go home to have an abortion.... she is worthless just like a PENNY!!!!!!!!!!!

Dead beat moms dont pay child support.
DADs takes responsibility when dead beat mom leaves her kids.

dead beat mom by lloyd fink March 4, 2010

Dead Beat mom 

Someone who doesn't take care of, or support their children. A stupid whore who needs to take care of her kids and not worry about what other people are doing

A dead beat mom is Danica Wilkerson who doesn't know who her kids dad is.

Dead Beat mom by His. Real. Baby. Mama September 22, 2011