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de-erection 

when a penis withdraws completely into the body of the male, much the way a tortoise retreats into it's shell during times of fear
There was a point of time when Lindsay's lovely bosoms hoisted my flag, but now here anorexic body gives me a de-erection
de-erection by Harry Pudi January 1, 2007
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De-Erection 

When you take a hit from the Lemon Chello Cartnite cart and blow it into a man's urethra so that his dick gets chill like that and gets less hard.
Yo bruh, she gave me that De-Erection and everything was A-Okay!
De-Erection by gioisdying February 25, 2023

Derection 

The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff
Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
Derection by HerbanDictionarian September 1, 2019

derection 

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.
Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!
derection by Emberlix February 19, 2005

derection 

The deflation of an erection. Not to be confused with "direction"
The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs
derection by Too Much Fun In Biology September 28, 2009

DERECTION 

the opposite of a erection
male shrinkage
I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection
DERECTION by marvin-d-martian November 28, 2011

deerection 

an erection that occurs after a hunter sees a turdy-point buck on his deer-cam and posts it all over facebook.
"check out this buck on my deer-cam, i got such a deerection when I saw it"
deerection by bigsexy242424 November 13, 2011
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