unnatural

Lying down on a couch unnaturally. Sitting up face first against the couch. Back must create a 90 degree angle Usually when passed out.

I want to pass out unnatural on a couch naked with a bottle of Irish Rose. After I did garbage-can-bowling

by billyd December 19, 2005

Unnatural

Going against nature
The ability to cheat death is unnatural

"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural"

by awesomeMB9 September 26, 2020

unnaturality

The act of being unnatural. In coordinance with being awkward as fuck. This happens when one does things that relate to being unnatural, such as acting very goddamn odd, extraordinarily creepy, being a disturbing bastard, and just being genuinely unnatural.

Damn that nigga Hayden is at peak unnaturality.

by georgee foludyd August 09, 2020

Unnatural Six

The joy of recreationally playing with the magical properties of the number six, or toying around with its numeral when written in different languages, to arouse excitement, with the hope of experiencing an aha!

A creative question on unnatural six that may be posed is: “Give at least half a dozen solutions to ‘What is half of six?’”

by Fasters April 03, 2022

unnaturally hard

an erection resulting from the overuse of viagra or other horny pills

that old fogey is unnaturally hard

by el barto January 16, 2003

unnatural sex

anal intercourse -this is another of the 'polite school' insults that actually could be used in church

rob, i saw you pulled over by that trooper; what happened?
rob: he caught me speeding, he was having unnatural sex with me!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Unnatural Beams of Light

Unnatural Beams of Light that cover up private areas. Most commonly used to censor manga and anime.

(Girls bikini falls off)
"Dahm the unnatural beams of light!"

by FUFULIGHTNING December 13, 2014