de-erection

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when a penis withdraws completely into the body of the male, much the way a tortoise retreats into it's shell during times of fear

There was a point of time when Lindsay's lovely bosoms hoisted my flag, but now here anorexic body gives me a de-erection

de-erection by Harry Pudi January 1, 2007

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De-Erection

When you take a hit from the Lemon Chello Cartnite cart and blow it into a man's urethra so that his dick gets chill like that and gets less hard.

Yo bruh, she gave me that De-Erection and everything was A-Okay!

De-Erection by gioisdying February 25, 2023

Related Words

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Derection

The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff

Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”

Derection by HerbanDictionarian September 1, 2019

derection

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.

Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!

derection by Emberlix February 19, 2005

derection

The deflation of an erection. Not to be confused with "direction"

The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs

derection by Too Much Fun In Biology September 28, 2009

DERECTION

the opposite of a erection
male shrinkage

I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection

DERECTION by marvin-d-martian November 28, 2011

deerection

an erection that occurs after a hunter sees a turdy-point buck on his deer-cam and posts it all over facebook.

"check out this buck on my deer-cam, i got such a deerection when I saw it"

deerection by bigsexy242424 November 13, 2011

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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