derection

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.

Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!

by Emberlix February 20, 2005

derection

The deflation of an erection. Not to be confused with "direction"

The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs

by Too Much Fun In Biology September 29, 2009

derection

When something is so unarousing that the male genitalia has an inward erection.

When I saw Brokeback mountain I had a derection.

The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.

That ugly girl gives me a derection.

by Anonymous123469 July 10, 2006

derection

The shrinking of the penis (the opposite of an erection) usually after seeing someone or something unpleasant.

There are 2 types of derections:
•a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner)
•a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself )

(Word origin : South African potato)

•"That ugly woman gave me a derection"

by PigeonSlayer February 08, 2019

derection

The opposite of an erection. Usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly.

a: 'Oh my god did you see that aboslute mole.'
b: 'Yes, she gave me a derection.'

by LOX_Lox May 28, 2007

derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!

Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low

by LankymanDan November 09, 2009

derection

A feeling a male figure may get when he sees a very unattractive woman wearing an exposing outfit. The opposite of an erection.

Today I saw Liz wearing a short skirt, I totally got a derection.

by moneybanks$$$$ April 08, 2011