Derection

The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff

Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”

by HerbanDictionarian September 01, 2019

Derection

when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.

Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!

Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!

by elliot0084 June 10, 2008

Derection

The opposite of an erection. When you see/hear something so disgusting that your penis instantly becomes soft.

Man 1: I just saw Lindsey Lohan file a lawsuit against GTA V and I got a derection

by TheReckoning7 April 15, 2018

Derection

Something so horrific or strange that is causes an erect Penis to go flaccid.

being thrown up on ruined my night and caused a massive derection

by Trianglesoflove January 02, 2017

Derection

The act of sucking the male genitalia (cock and balls) into the body, leaving a crater.

Dude is that a hairy chick?" "Naw man that's just a guy flashing his derection."

by [Insert penis here] July 31, 2011

derection

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.

Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!

by Emberlix February 20, 2005

derection

The deflation of an erection. Not to be confused with "direction"

The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs

by Too Much Fun In Biology September 29, 2009