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Dammit Phill 

The source of or reason why something went wrong or referring in anger to the person who caused it. It's the reason why everything goes wrong in the world. aka It's always Phills' fault.
"I just got an F on my test! Dammit Phill why didn't I study!"

For when your friend trys to pick up a girl by complementing her purse. -"Dammit Phill that was creepy"

When you stub your toe. -"Dammit Phill"
Dammit Phill by SMU Engineers January 30, 2012
Related Words
ddamm • dammit • dammy • DAMM • Damme • dammie • dammit carl! • Diammon • Drammies • Damma

God dammit Krupa! 

Phrase used when your friend just simply ruins everything. Often.
Krupa: *Runs out of elevator drunk and screaming. Gets caught by RA and gets herself and her friend written up.*
Friend: "GOD DAMMIT KRUPA!"

Bieber Dammed 

The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.
Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPhone 5 preview, and I was Bieber Dammed !

Dammit Jerry! 

Comes from NBC's Parks and Recreation. This is a term used to express extreme disappointment, annoyance, frustration, disbelief, dismay, dumbfoundedness, or irritation at yet another dumb thing that Pawnee, Indiana Parka and Recreation Department employee Garry "Jerry" Gergich has done.

This term can be used generically to express the above reaction at any stupid thing that anyone does by replacing the person's real name with "Jerry."
TERRENCE: "Ugh. I just dropped my peanut butter and jelly sandwich on your laptop keyboard. Oops."

PHILLIP: "Dammit Jerry! You're such a Jerry!"

TERRENCE: "Who's Jerry?"

PHILLIP: "You are, idiot."
Dammit Jerry! by RicoBHI August 30, 2012
“Don’t Diss My Mom”, a phrase usually used after saying something offensive to prevent the person from dissing your mom
DDMM by ndaggerx February 15, 2018

van damme carwash 

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.
- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."
van damme carwash by Old Trevor April 25, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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