ddamm

Drunk Drivers Against Mad Mothers; a super duper song by Slayer

yeah me too

ddamm by suck my length July 9, 2003

Dammit Phill 

The source of or reason why something went wrong or referring in anger to the person who caused it. It's the reason why everything goes wrong in the world. aka It's always Phills' fault.

"I just got an F on my test! Dammit Phill why didn't I study!"

For when your friend trys to pick up a girl by complementing her purse. -"Dammit Phill that was creepy"

When you stub your toe. -"Dammit Phill"

Dammit Phill by SMU Engineers January 30, 2012

God dammit Krupa! 

Phrase used when your friend just simply ruins everything. Often.

Krupa: *Runs out of elevator drunk and screaming. Gets caught by RA and gets herself and her friend written up.*
Friend: "GOD DAMMIT KRUPA!"

God dammit Krupa! by Straight Krupin' October 21, 2013

Bieber Dammed 

The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.

Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPhone 5 preview, and I was Bieber Dammed !

Bieber Dammed by Vapor S. Thompson March 14, 2011

Dammit Jerry! 

Comes from NBC's Parks and Recreation. This is a term used to express extreme disappointment, annoyance, frustration, disbelief, dismay, dumbfoundedness, or irritation at yet another dumb thing that Pawnee, Indiana Parka and Recreation Department employee Garry "Jerry" Gergich has done.

This term can be used generically to express the above reaction at any stupid thing that anyone does by replacing the person's real name with "Jerry."

TERRENCE: "Ugh. I just dropped my peanut butter and jelly sandwich on your laptop keyboard. Oops."

PHILLIP: "Dammit Jerry! You're such a Jerry!"

TERRENCE: "Who's Jerry?"

PHILLIP: "You are, idiot."

Dammit Jerry! by RicoBHI August 30, 2012

DDMM 

“Don’t Diss My Mom”, a phrase usually used after saying something offensive to prevent the person from dissing your mom

You suck dick, DDMM

DDMM by ndaggerx February 15, 2018

van damme carwash 

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.

- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."

van damme carwash by Old Trevor April 25, 2006