dayud 

Dayud (derived from the English word "dad") dayud refers to the biggest man in the house who, without fail, has to nurt and will occasionally call on the aid of son. Especially on Christmas. The saying goes "mah dayud was sayud, so I playud in heeyus beyud with heeyus heayud until he filled me full"

When it's time for slumber, preferably in the dead of night, son will shout "NIGHTNIGHTDAYUD" at the top of his lungs without cracking his voice. It is rumored that the son is slightly severely mentally handicapped but not medically proven.

Dayud is obsessed with holidays, but mostly Christmas. "What's your favorite Christmas?" Dayud is also a humongous virgin, so when questioned about how he has a son, he imeadiately vomits uncontrollably, gives you a big ol' kiss, and disappears into thin air ☻

Son:
Dayud.... Dayud!
Dad:
Yes son, what is it?
Son:
... I saw santa and hid under the tree! So I had a cookie, I got hot, then guess what! Santa saw the crumbs on my crotch and told me I had been very naughty! He showed me his tip, so I showed him my tip! Then guess what dayud!
Dad:
WHAT THE FUCK!?
Son:
Santa came close to me and whispered into me paegnus "Merry fucking Christmas"

dayud by N1GHT2H4DE November 6, 2017

dayud 

"Father". A retarded way of saying "Dad". Best used in a dopey, deep voice.

DAYUD!?
Don't leave me home buh muhself!
Cayun we get an ayuminal?

dayud by Chewy Garcia December 29, 2007

mah dayud 

A fuckbuddy, sex friend, or 'friend with benefits'.

Yesterday, I had sweet sex with mah dayud all night long.

mah dayud by Sentrix May 10, 2009

Daydaadism 

The philosophical and scientific theories of Daydaad (1984–present), Iranian polymath.

Daydaadism as an ideology is the manifestation of human reason and experience in practice.

Daydaadism by A Lover of Wisdom August 15, 2018

Daydaad 

Iranian philosopher, scientist, and polymath (Dec. 23, 1984 - present).

Daydaad is the founder and developer of a number of philosophical and scientific theories in different realms of knowledge.

Daydaad by A Lover of Wisdom August 19, 2018

Maladaptive Daydreaming 

A term used to describe some or all of the following symptoms:

- Excessive daydreaming, to the point where one cannot, or has difficulties with, functioning properly in real life

- Purposeful removal of oneself from situations that interrupt, prevent or otherwise disrupt daydreaming

- Creation of various storylines within daydreams, usually filling the holes in one’s own life (arousal, feeling of purpose, heroism, a social life, etc.)

- Tiredness (often caused by preventing oneself from sleeping so there is more time to daydream)

- Inability, or hindered ability, to maintain focus on real life scenarios in favor of daydreaming

Maladaptive Daydreaming is often associated with other, official terms, such as depression, ADHD, PTSD, schizophrenia and more.

There is no prescription to take in order to solve maladaptive daydreaming. The best solution is to seek professional therapy. Therapy isn’t as scary as it sounds; they ask what the problem is, and then work with you to develop a solution. They will never judge you, and have several degrees on how to deal with these kinds of situations. If therapy is not an option, alternative solutions would be to create a vent for your ideas and desires to flow into (keeping a journal, sharing ideas with friends, achieving real life goals, etc.).

If you searched this because you think you have maladaptive daydreaming, please don’t ignore it. It can ruin your life.

“I think I have maladaptive daydreaming....”

Maladaptive Daydreaming by raind0ve May 10, 2018

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gah dayum by brauggghhhhh April 27, 2022