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day trader

1. A person that insists on being actively involved in a group conversation but is incapable of saying anything that adds any value.

The guy everyone wishes would just shut up and leave, because what they're talking about is actually interesting, and the constant "that's what she said"s stopped being funny about 12 minutes ago.

A social parasite that gets a little selfish boost of attention by sapping a little bit of energy out of any interesting discussion.

2. A person that does the equivalent of the above, except with the stock market.
Mike: "That's really cool, Sam, where do you work?"

Dan: "that's what she said!"

Sam: "Just two blocks away. We make the chess boards out of onyx, and marble"

Dan: "marble like my dick!"

Mike: "Neat, do you cut the stone with a water jet?"

Dan: "my dick's a water jet!"

Mike & Sam: "STFU Dan! You are such a day trader! I hope you contract syphilis!"
by Euge K December 4, 2010
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nigger day trader

A person, generally black who enters the market mid day and buys beer and lottery tickets. Otherwise unemployed
Kelvin he do o.k as a nigger day trader. Shit, enough for cheesecake factory though
by Spores December 14, 2012
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Social Day Trader

Someone who joins friend group/scenes and leaves when conflict starts/things get boring
Alyssa is such a social day trader. She only appears when shit is poppin!!!
by Litaloadeon October 21, 2025
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day traders

a job for hokers who are in a relationship
yo my wife is a day traders i only get her in the night and morning
by Okhighschooler March 10, 2021
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National trade nudes day

19th of May is national trade nudes day.
You have to send a nude to a friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, ex, family member or stranger. And they have to return the favor.
Steve: guess what day it is!
Jill: tell me
*sends nudes to Jill*
Steve: NATIONAL TRADE NUDES DAY!!
Jill: OH SHIT YOU RIGHT!
*sends nudes to Steve*
Steve: YEAH!!!
by PleaseHitMeDaddy911 April 26, 2019
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National Trade Hoodies Day

Couples have to trade Hoodies❤️
(December 2nd)
National trade hoodies day
Ask your girl/man to trade hoodies
by National Trade hoodies day November 30, 2019
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Spark of the Trade Center Day

A national holiday that happens decade-ly starting on September 11, 2001. (the same day that tradegy happened)
SPARK IT!
(september 11 of 2021)
It's Spark of the Trade Center Day!
by >:) thingy (:< December 2, 2023
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